Random Things

I have a pet rock named Phil. Phil has a best friend named Roger. Roger is a stick. Phil and Roger are pretty nice guys, because they never do anything mean. Phil and Roger also are very lazy. All that they do is sit around and watch tv, but they do keep me company. Phil and Roger are the most forgiving people I have ever met. One time I dropped Rogers cousin out the window. I gave him a parachute, but it didn't open in time. His name was Rodriguez, he was an egg. 
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RIP Rodriguez